yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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