3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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