Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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