I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
Randomize
