Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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