he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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