I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Randomize
