Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it hurts more in the daytime
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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