So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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