i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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