I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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