I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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