i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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