Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
