Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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