he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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