Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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