I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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