you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she peed on how many people?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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