Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I love you.
Bad choice
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