Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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