I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
