Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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