One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
