I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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