Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
her vagine was all disorganized.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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