theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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