i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
try to milk me bitch
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