what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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