i already hear my dad disowning me
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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