Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
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go home
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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