i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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