also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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