So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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