Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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