Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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