I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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