Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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