She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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