Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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