this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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