The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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