Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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