she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
God I need to hump something, right now.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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