No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
