So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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