I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
