i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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