There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
