So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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