Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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