He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
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Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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