So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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